Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy 

The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.

I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…

Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy by Vice Admiral Gender Studies October 27, 2021

S.W.F. (Star Wars Freak) 

A freak who likes Star Wars. All of them are named Robert or most of them.

Robert Skene is a star wars freak.

S.W.F. (Star Wars Freak) by Xavier Fiset April 29, 2005

star wars sequels 

another word for trash

yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out

star wars sequels by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Star Wars sequels 

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.

Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

Star Wars sequels by udontknowmeidontknowu December 8, 2020

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

The Star Wars scoring ladder by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

Star Wars Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which someone argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Sherlock thinks that LeBron James will never compete with Michael Jordan. Sherlock has Star Wars Syndrome

Star Wars Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

Star Wars Syndrome 

This is a condition that many sequels suffer after being overhyped and underproducing. These sequels usually follow behind very decorated firsts.

Star Wars: Episodes I and II, The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Quake 2, and Land Before Time

Star Wars Syndrome by Spazz November 21, 2003