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face pushups 

The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent
Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups
face pushups by CraZy E August 2, 2006
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face pushups 

when a girls face looks hot for the first time
daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately
face pushups by andrew penis February 5, 2010

face pusher 

Invading ones space using their face in an unexpected manor.
Stop being a face pusher you jerk.
face pusher by Just_A_Ghost December 19, 2023

Facepush 

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"
Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"

Facepush by Facepushing October 9, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026