Dictionary 

Words about words

Who would ever read the dictionary?
Urban dictionary is way better.

Dictionary by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Dictionary 

dude youre seriously looking up the word dictionary?? you must be freaking bored

youre looking up the word dictionary? nerd

Dictionary by hiiiiiiiiii., March 1, 2011

Dictionary 

A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.

Websters Dictionary misspelled Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Dictionary by go123 December 23, 2010

dictionary 

this.

Weird person: "When you look up 'dictionary' in the dictionary, it just says 'this'."

dictionary by PheagleAdler February 27, 2010

Dictionary 

What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.

The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.

Dictionary by Cyberquad April 6, 2004

dictionary 

A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.

dictionary by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003

dictionary 

Welcome to the Urban DICKtionary! Here you find lots of f*cked up sh*t that as*holes b*tches wrote and checked by the websites f*cked up people.

Urban Dictionary is a piece of sh*t.

dictionary by Slinky101 April 20, 2017