Pythagorean Theorem 

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

Pythagorean Theorem by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

Pythagorean Theorem 

The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.

"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."

Pythagorean Theorem by Dubslar November 8, 2015

Pythagorean Theorem 

1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.

2. Something the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.

-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little preppy kid who's gonna save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!

Pythagorean Theorem by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007

Pythagorean Theorem 

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."

Pythagorean Theorem by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018

pythagorean theorem 

pain

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*

pythagorean theorem by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021

Pythagorean Theorem 

THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!

Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared

Pythagorean Theorem by explodingcan March 20, 2009

Pythagorean Theorem 

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.

Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.

Pythagorean Theorem by MathPlus December 31, 2018