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in the pipe 5x5 

Where viper will put you if you piss him off
in the pipe 5x5 by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

in the pipe 5x5 

Where Viper will put you to piss him off too much
in the pipe 5x5 by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

one in the pipe 

The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.
Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.
one in the pipe by Gary Mabutt June 18, 2008

Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.
Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

one in the pipe 

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
one in the pipe by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023

got you in the pipe 

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)
Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.