If somebody were saving for a wedding and subsequently cutting back on all their spending they might describe themselves as stingey
If a father were to serve a single can of coke amongst his son and 3 friends in plastic cups, his son may exclaim in exasperation, "Dad, you're so stingey!"
Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.
Jane winced as last night's Chili con carnereleased its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.