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Synchronous 

On zoom class (during the stupid pandemic that we should not be closed for)
Normally our classes last 90 minutes, but because of online school we have zoom time and sit there and be confused time (45 minutes of each to equal 90). Our synchronous class time lasts about 45 minutes, 45 minutes of our teacher going as fast as they can to get the lecture done with because of the fact we don't have enough time, and 45 minutes of us being off of zoom and us staring at the computer screen because we did not understand a thing that the teacher was saying because we did not have enough time to actually learn the material.

synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.
LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

synchronous anality 

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.
Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

synchronous ajax

1. Time spent programming in Javascript, when the rotation of the spinner icon in Firebug exactly matches the beat of the music you are listening to.
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
1. I spent 15 hours in synchronous ajax mode yesterday.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
synchronous ajax by wizard113 June 27, 2013

Syncronousitie 

A god like status that can only be achieved at the tournament.
Wow Wyatt got a lot of syncronousitie.
Syncronousitie by Jorjw December 17, 2018

Asynchronous Learning 

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.
Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.
Asynchronous Learning by BTAR December 14, 2020