muterus 

The large frontal area of men who are extremely overweight. The area that is creased by the stitching of their pants. Muterus comes from man-uterus. The area that is taken up by this obstruction.

James went to Macdonalds for 5 weeks straight and now he can't sit down because his muterus takes up too much space!

muterus by Ol' Rock May 5, 2007

Muteress 

Ashleigh!
The Muteress!
A Shunty Blind Mute Who Gets Lost In Carparks, Receives Sexual Calls At 2 In The Afternoon, Enjoys Wooden Boats And Shannon Knowel!
Ahh As If!!!

M.C. Muteress!
Oww Ashleigh You Mute (In The -Ress Way
M to the U-Te-Ress!

Muteress by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

Mutersation 

When you're in a call, but everyone is muted, including yourself

Light:*muted*
Fire:*muted*
Ace:*muted*
Light:*muted*
Fire:*muted*
Ace:*muted*
Jimmy:THAT'S A MUTERSATION

Mutersation by Lightzishere November 11, 2017