The Trucker

A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.

Man Im hungry, lucky I got The Trucker with me!

The Trucker by ChabbaSvettigPung July 23, 2020

The Trucker John 

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

The Trucker John by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

The lonely trucker 

Jerking off when you are all alone in a car

CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.

The lonely trucker by Lucane March 4, 2009

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.

Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker by the original seeker October 10, 2010

The Dirty Trucker 

1:
To perform the 69 position on a person while driving a 18-wheeled truck.

Jennifer was best known for waiting around bus stop and performing The Dirty Trucker, she was the best at it.

The Dirty Trucker by HarryCherry November 14, 2009

The Glass Road Trucker 

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

The Glass Road Trucker by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) 

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012