sphincterized 

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005

Sphinctergeddon 

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006

Sphincterine 

(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!

"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"

Sphincterine by Colin Willment (Glasgow, Scotland) October 18, 2004

sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.

ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!

sphincterite by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003

sphinctered 

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

sphinctered by dirtbox July 24, 2006

sphincterization 

the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.

Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.

sphincterization by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007

Sphinctefied

Jeremy got his sphincter caught in a garbage disposal and yells Jamie!!!!

You’ve been sphinctefied Jeremy status

Sphinctefied by Jamie sucks a lot February 10, 2022