card slave

some stupid yet miserable guy who was seduced by bank promotions and finally got sunk into huge credit card debts, usually a post-80s urban salaryman or salarywoman deluded by middle-class dreams.

"...our thrival depends on our capablity and efficiency in developing a card holder into a card slave, or more formally, our life long loyal client..."

card slave by kyrin January 12, 2009

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credit card slave

A person working to pay off huge debts.

Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.

credit card slave by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

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slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

slave card by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

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This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious

A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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