thunder pig 

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

thunder pig by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

rocky mountain thunder pigs 

Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.

I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!

rocky mountain thunder pigs by K.O.L.E. MT 406 May 11, 2012

thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderpiss by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

Legendary Thunderpizza 

A Papa Johns XXXL topped with grilled chicken, bacon, pepperoni, mushrooms, extra three cheese blend, Parmesan, and Romano, and extra sauce.

It's fucking epic.

Consumption of a Legendary Thunderpizza while listening to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song is optional, but encouraged.

Reformed Vegetarian: I'm tired of salad. Let's order a Legendary Thunderpizza.

Guard: What's your last meal gonna be, you rapist scum?
Death Row Inmate: I want a Legendary Thunderpizza!

Legendary Thunderpizza by jkey1021 July 15, 2010

Thunderpigeon 

Any Ford Thunderbird; as coined by the YouTuber Failrace.

"There's Alex, cruising around in his Ford Thunderpigeon!"

Thunderpigeon by A Random Bogan April 26, 2017

thunderpist 

1) To be so extremely angry, that your anger can only be done justice by comparing it thunder.

2) Not any sort of normal anger, this is a special type of anger that people feel often when they get so pist that their words and sentences become incomprehensible or they begin to foam at the mouth.

1) I can't believe that cunt ass howler monkey gave us the test today, imma be thunderpist if I fail that shit.

2) What that ho said to me earlier got me straight thunderpist man, I'm surprised I didnt smack a tooth out that bitch's mouth.

thunderpist by The Strike March 25, 2010

thunderpiss 

Taking a piss on an electrical appliance.

Steve: "Mary Ann, I'm going to take a thunderpiss on our electric fence."

Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"

Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"

thunderpiss by Exoras July 7, 2006