have a think 

Quite simply, to take a shit.

This actually happened!:

Journalist: So Steve, what did you make of Crouchys goal?

Steve McClaren(England Football Manager): Unfortunately I wasn't pitch-side at the time. I just popped off to have a think.

have a think by BigThinker January 5, 2007

i think i have a chance with this guy

A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.

I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy

i think i have a chance with this guy by Sibbie April 29, 2005

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me 

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021

i think we should have a real dog 

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

i think we should have a real dog by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

my my I think we have a spy 

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

my my I think we have a spy by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

No thanks, I already have a penguin 

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

No thanks, I already have a penguin by reillan January 29, 2006