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Barrington Station Middle School 

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.
I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.

Barrington Prairie Campus 

Rich uneducated white kids, annoying Mexicans and smart ass Indians. Oh and those 5 black kids. Welcome to Prairie. Welcome to thotville.

monkey barring 

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
monkey barring by metro anthony October 24, 2005

Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

Barrington Station Campus 

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck
Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work

Barrington Big Man

The man that rules barrington high school. He has multiple women because just one is not enough to fill his needs. He hates America.
Hey Barrington Big Man
Don’t call me that

Who’s the lady of the evening

It’s Tuesday soo Kim O
Barrington Big Man by Errol O November 16, 2021