Segway 

It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.

"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."

Segway by MoxyFox December 10, 2008

segway 

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.

1. Is that a Segway? How can you afford that thing?

2. "So have you heard about mom? She's sick" "Oh, my friend is sick to. That sucks" "Nice segway there"

segway by haiironezumi January 27, 2005

Segway 

Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.

Jack: "Hey buddy, whats the hardest thing about riding a segway?"
Craig: "i dunno man"
Jack "Telling your parents you're gay!"

Segway by Wildboys NZ December 22, 2008

Segway 

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

Segway by Brad October 20, 2003

segway 

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.

segway by Baron von Mannsechs October 17, 2007

Segway 

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana

"Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'm going to Segway with Bill tonight, want to join?"
"Of course man, you know I'm always down to Segway!"

Segway by SegwayAllDayErryDay May 4, 2012

Segway 

A segway is fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you riding it.
This same concept can be applied to a girl, she may be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you riding that.

Timmy "Hey Steve who were you waving at?"
Steve " Oh that's just my segway, don't worry about her"

Segway by A stray mexican December 4, 2015