OFMGF 

Looks at first like a misspelling of OMFG, the OFMGF abbreviate means "Oh Fuck! My Girlfriend!"

Touch me there!
Yes let's - OFMGF G2G!!!!!

OFMGF by Nova><Master November 25, 2006

omfgfml 

Oh My Fudge Goggles Forgot My Lunch.

Use this term when you've forgotten your lunch, instead of shouting out abuse when teachers/co-workers are around.

Gary: What have you got for lunch?
Bob: *looks in his bag* omfgfml!
Gary: Here have a cupcake :D

omfgfml by jimbobthefish March 19, 2011

OMGFU

Acronym: keyboard-centric acronym, oh my god fuck you.

Person A: no worries, it's all good :)!

Person B: OMGFU.

OMGFU by egg sac November 21, 2015

OMGFMJ 

OH MY GOD
FUCK MY JOB

CUSTOMER:

I'LL HAVE A SKINNY, SOYA, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, NO CHOCOLATE, ONE SHOT, HALF FILLED, ONE AND A HALF SUGAR CAPPULATTACHINO IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH NO LID.

WAITER:
OMGFMJ

OMGFMJ by char-irl July 31, 2010

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG

oh my fuckin god (i'm) fuckin rolling on the fuckin table falling on the fuckin floor laughing my god damn ass off out fuckin loud with fuckin tears in my eyes (and) peeing in my fuckin pants (and) almost fuckin shit myself what the fuck this is almost fuckin nirvana i found god!

a state of mind and consciousness from extreme laughing overdose close to what is known to Hindus as NIRVANA!

A : what is the closest state of mind to nirvana, master?
B : its OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG
A : thank you master
B : your welcome

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG by Fuk1t0l1000mg November 1, 2010

omfgffsstfu 

acronym for: oh my fucking god, for fucks sake, shut the fuck up.

Usually used by persons who want to show off how 'l33t' they are.

MSN:
dude says:
omfgffsstfu
dudette says:
yeah, right

omfgffsstfu by Youdontwannaknowwhoiam July 14, 2007

OMGF 

it means OH MY GOD FUCK!!!! originating on Bimmerforums (www.bimmerforums.com) by a member by the name of e30bokes. If you try to claim this word for yourself, I hope that you are visited in the night by the Byzanz Baby and raped continuously until you are banned from life, especially if you provide no pics of the Byzanz Baby.

12:03 posted: thursday rocks your face off!!
Hugo posted: anal sex rocks your face off more!!
JAlfredPrufrock posted: ASIAN PICS OR BAN!!
e30bokes posted: OMGF!!!!!

OMGF by e30bokes December 28, 2004