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B.A.M.P. 

Bad Ass Motherfucking Pimp

(In this definition pimp refers to lady's man. XD)

Check out def. for pimp #7 on this site.

Also said just bamp.
Example 1: You're such a B.A.M.P. dude!

Example 2: I can't believe you're such a bamp!

Example 3: (in conversation)

Guy 1: How is it you get all the ladies?

Guy 2: I'm not sure, I think it's just instinctual...

Guy 1: Yeah, you're just a bamp naturally.
B.A.M.P. by fuckmebitch101 April 17, 2011

B.A.M.F.P.P. 

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.
Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.
B.A.M.F.P.P. by AsianFather January 25, 2012

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

l.m.e.y.p.f.t.b.a.m.y.c.i.m.m 

Let Me Eat Your Pussy From The Back And Make You Cum In My Mouth
It's always WYD , Never L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.A.M.Y.C.I.M.M

She'll think you are an absolute weapon

B.P.A.M. 

An acronym for Baby Powder African Musk.

Typically, a concoction that is applied to the genitals, ass crack and chest hair before a night out to gawk at and/or attract some pussy in the bar or late night pizza/taco shop.
"Larry was lagging again, he had to B.P.A.M. his nuts in case Jess showed up at the taco wagon"
B.P.A.M. by GDotLarry May 14, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"