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A Five Ropper 

A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
A Five Ropper by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

A Five Ropper 

A Five Ropper is a five pulsations of semen splattered on a willing partner's face or abdomen.
Man, I have not had A Five Ropper like that in a while. Squeezed off five frozen ropes on that bird's chest last night and she loved it. Felt great! I am a little dehydrated after the Fiver I gave her....
A Five Ropper by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

a five dive 

When fists insert the anal cavity.
Sheila is great at taking a five dive.

spock a five 

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.
I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.
spock a five by ameteorite July 10, 2010

give me a five 

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".
give me a five by Dino March 11, 2005

then I rolled a five and a two... 

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...