tostito 

A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.

Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.

tostito by Naes February 14, 2005

Tostito 

When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.

Tres passed out on Nicks couch last night, so Nick and Rob gave him a tostito!

Tostito by Hustleburry February 15, 2009

tostito 

Closeted homosexual.

The guy's clearly a Tostito, if you know what I mean...

tostito by Hail_Catapault August 8, 2003

tostito 

When girl gives you a blowjob and folds her tongue so all the sperm is at the end

dud this chick gave me a blowjob last night after i took pictures of her doing the tostito

tostito by fuckdoll February 4, 2009

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Tostito Dandruff 

Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.

Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff

Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den

Tostito Dandruff by Detective Kank January 2, 2019

Tostito Surprise 

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

Tostito Surprise by Bingus. January 27, 2022