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schlaepfer by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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ashley schaeffer
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
schlepper
A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
Schaefergasam
The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.
No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
Schaefergasam by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008
Schlapperhippel
To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.
Schlapperhippel by Retchid August 23, 2018
The Dirty Schaefer
The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.
Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
The Dirty Schaefer by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011