dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

dusts my doilies by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

ass doilies 

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

chorttley-waffle-doilies by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Cum shelf doilie 

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

Cum shelf doilie by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"

fetus doilie by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

rubber dollies 

Slang word used to describe shoes in Cork City, Ireland

“My mam won’t let me go out wearing my rubber dollies, she says they’ll be destroyed by the time my confirmation comes around”

rubber dollies by ziggysonmars June 22, 2021

Doolies 

The Name Doolie is derived from a chick that easily gets on her knees it was invented by a local Northern Jersey celeb.

It has know become the name of the greatest high arch softball team in the history of the Ramsey High Arch Softball League. The Doolies are comprimised of 21 year olds residing from the Northern New Jersey area (especially Wyckoff, Indian Hills, Franklin Lakes and Fair Lawn). The Doolies are most well known for the atmosphere they bring to the most famous of Northern New Jersey softball leagues. They are in their 3rd season of play and will be dominating the league in no time.

WOW, did you see the lips on that Doolie?
Yeah, I'm sure that doolie would go down real easy.

Hey, did you happen to catch the score of the Doolie/Firehouse game?
Yea it was 35-5 DOOLIES of course

Doolies by The Doolie June 11, 2006