Post box

A women’s fanny

Hey let me deliver something into your post box😉

Post box by HeyitsmeAliA February 6, 2019

post box

A slit you put things into and they disappear never to be seen again.

I posted a cheque a few weeks ago, put it in the post box, and no-one knows where it is now.

post box by Stormsworder October 22, 2006

Gold Postboxing 

An immoral craze popular in the North of England whereby an individual has sexual contact with another individual around public service objects such as the Olympic golden postboxes. The phrase was coined after several members of the LGBT community in Sheffield were found to be cheating on their partners after pictures were circulated of the postbox evidence. This craze has now spread to other areas of the UK, such as Stockport, Manchester, and Leeds.

Me: Did you hear she has been gold postboxing her girlfriend?
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!

Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.

Gold Postboxing by LIZ BEEIN December 4, 2018

Postboxing 

A game for two or more players.
When you are walking, driving, flying, swimming and/or riding a bicycle and you see a postbox (an muslim woman wearing religious headwear only revealing facial features, technically called a peepscarf), you must hit your opponent on the arm and/or leg, chest, back and/or crotch before they do the same. Fouls count as a free punch at you by all of your opponents. Fouls include:
Wrongly identifying a postbox
Striking for a postbox that has already been counted
The game is basically the same as Ninja Bash.

Person A: "I hear he's a racist"
Person B: "Just because he likes Postboxing?"

Postboxing by Jamal Cake April 30, 2009

Postboxy 

To be resembling a post box or to be post box like in any way.

That isn’t a very postboxy post box.

Postboxy by PostboxyPostbox January 31, 2023

Postbox 

Someone who is not capable of adding value to information received

Sam: My client told me that the budget has not been approved.
Felix: Did you verify it? Don't be a postbox!

Postbox by BeluVal December 20, 2021

Ding Dong Postbox 

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

Ding Dong Postbox by R0_gUE January 25, 2017