contafious 

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

contafious by 1111111100 November 6, 2008

Contafious 

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

Contafious by 1111111100 November 7, 2008

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.

I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight

cuntacious by Erik Berry October 18, 2008

Consatious 

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.

you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me

Consatious by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013

Cuntagious 

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.

I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!

Cuntagious by Nicoole February 25, 2015