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Suck my dick 

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.
Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?
Suck my dick by TeeHee June 26, 2004

suck my dick 

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'
Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!
suck my dick by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018

Suck my dick 

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
Suck my dick by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

suck my dick 

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
suck my dick by Streaks August 6, 2006

Suck My Dick 

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.