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non-contributing parasite 

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.
Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

contributation 

similar to contribution, but larger. leaving a larger effect in its wake.
when youre in a ceremony and the speaker says "thank you for your contributation!" you would answer, "it was hard work, but we contributated a lot."
contributation by sjdhjkfhdjkfh April 10, 2010

contributing

(short for contributing to society):
1)What everty warm-blooded college graduate/Silicon Valley inhabitant (who can pay his rent), man, woman, and child should be doing;
2)the act of helping your fellow man;
3)giving positive input;
4)making life better for everyone;
5)tax evasion;
President elect: "Ya'll oughta cown-tree-bute!"
me/you: I contribute every year and every waking moment of my life which I personally strive to make as beneficial to men of all walks of life (avoid adding the obvious "especially the poor").
contributing by Huh? May 28, 2004

contributing to the community 

Innocent:
being a damned fool
Otherwise:
milfing
Some communitarian moron:
"So what're ya doin' tonite Johnny?"
Johnny:
"I'm contributng to the community tonight"

Contripulating 

Only happens when an "n" is in the ticker of the crypto.
Bnb is contripulating and seems to be going our way!
Contripulating by LunaHODL February 27, 2025

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?