Toowoomba 

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.

Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?

Toowoomba by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009

Toowoomba 

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!

"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"

Toowoomba by Greenstreet4444 September 21, 2006

Toowoomba 

A place inhabited primarily by hicks and rednecks and other incestual beings.

Oh he comes from Toowoomba? He must be dating his sister.

Toowoomba by vg May 6, 2005

Toowoomba 

Toowoomba is a city situated in South East Queensland, Australia, commonly referred to as the Garden City. It's located 127 kilometres from the state capital, Brisbane.

Toowoomba is the Garden City

Toowoomba by gctekniques December 26, 2010

Toowoomba 

God's waiting room. It even has 2 airports. Ones called Brisbane west. Brisbane is situated over 109 kilometres away.

I landed at one of toowoomba's airports. Brisbane west. It's 100 kilometres away from Brisbane. It's a landing zone for God's waiting room in Toowoomba.

Toowoomba by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Toowoomba 

A verb to describe when something is just far too much. Officially recognised by Siri as an autocorrect option for the phrase “too much”. Also a small town in Australia which has a number of enjoyable tourist attractions.

Example 1:
Collette: Have you seen my new baby puppy Dolly? She’s got ridiculous little pink paws.
Louise: That’s too much!!!
Collette: Toowoomba!
Louise: What?
Collette: My phone always autocorrects to that, it’s too much!

Example 2:
Abeer: How was your weekend?
Gabe: It was sweet, non-stop part-ay down my endz and I LITERALLY did not stop banging bitches...
Abeer: You know that sounds Toowoomba actually!
Gabe: Your mum is Toowoomba!
Abeer: Mate... Not cool.

Toowoomba by ReferToMedics September 2, 2020

Toowoomba 

high levels of temperatures during summer

"It's Toowoomba tonight"

"Is it just me or is it toowoomba"

Toowoomba by Bigmonster242 June 14, 2021