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someone, a person, or an a object can be a poonce. a poonce is infact a pussy ass bitch. (also objects can be poonce's or pooonced)
Mike is such a poonce it makes me sick.
OR
Mikes car is all poonced out. that car has been poonced.
poonce by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006
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Poonce: The smell of ones butt crack sweat.
It was a hot day at the beach,even after my shower, I could still smell the scent of poonce on my fingers.
Poonce by Cdub0627 July 23, 2017
my brother brian is a poonce
poonce by Andrew June 10, 2003
Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.
James Bond is the king of Poonces
Poonce by Bozz hajj December 17, 2008
A person of questionable intelligence, a dullard, a person who does things without thinking
You drove your car drunk and had an accident....you fucking poonce
poonce by Mr Canis January 24, 2019
The opposite of “Pentz”, Poonce is a Pentz
Yo Angelo!, POONCE pentz?
Poonce by Pillsmoosh March 23, 2022