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the dump jump 

When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.
Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.

Joe : What's wrong?

Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.

Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.
the dump jump by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013

The dump and dump 

As in "take a dump, then dump it on your mom"

A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.
Dude, the other day I just got fed up with people giving me that "I know you just pooped" look, so I dumped in my pants, then dumped it on my mom. The dump and dump

the dump podcast 

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.
Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

Piss on the dump 

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.
After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump
Piss on the dump by EIDT August 17, 2014

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.
He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

hump the dump 

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.
1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!