baby punch 

When you are running through the mall and you punch a baby in a stroller whithout breaking your stride. This is allways a good time. You havn't lived til you've been baby punching.

'This show sucks, I'm going baby punching'.

baby punch by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

baby punch 

to punch a bitch in the baby maker

that bitch was pissing me off so i baby punched her

baby punch by blow yourself November 14, 2007

punch a baby 

When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off

That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies

punch a baby by conner gfizzle June 1, 2006

punch a baby in the face 

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

punch a baby in the face by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

Punch A Baby 

The act of being so mad you could punch a baby

I'm so mad I could punch a baby

Punch A Baby by I Zack I December 29, 2008

Finger punch the baby box 

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.

After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

Finger punch the baby box by ace789nj December 2, 2019

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006