schenectady snort 

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

schenectady snort by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

Schenectady sandwitch 

originated in schenetady ny, it is when you nut in a slice of bread with butter on it an make a girl eat it.

boy: fap fap fap

ugh!!!!!
girl: munch munch munch

yummy that was a good schenectady sandwitch

Schenectady sandwitch by swagpoop9 November 4, 2012

schenectady scab pick

When the chick sticks a butterknife in her lovers penis and wiggles it around while picking her scab on her va jay jay.

Daniel was sent to the hospital after experiencing the schenectady scab pick.

schenectady scab pick by The Pink Rainbow April 2, 2010

Schenectady Stew

Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.

Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.

Schenectady Stew by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026

Schenectady High School 

Possibly one of the best places in the capital reigon of New York to get one's high school education. Schenectady has a bad reputation compared to that of the nearby Niskayuna High School, whose diversity consists of three asian students., but that is only because the local newpapers don't know how to accurately report anything. For example, when a Niskayuna pothead was caught growing marijuana in his closet, it was reported as the crime of a "local student" but when a Schenectady student starts a food fight, you can basically find they're whole biography in the article. People fail to notice that almost all student in these suburban schools are complete druggies or go out and get drunk every weekend at college parties where thirteen-year-old girls give blowjobs to every guy they meet. People also fail to recognize that Schenectady High has a very elaborate fine arts, physical education, technology, and science wings and is also in the top 5% of high schools in the nation as far as variety of class offerings go. It is also currently the only school in the capital reigon to offer a full International Baccalaureate diploma with which a certain someone, got accepted into Yale. On top of that the diversity is mind-blowing and well prepares you for all of the different types of people you will meet in life. So, top that Niskayuna and all of you other suburban schools whose success is nothing more than a cover-up of your weaknesses.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that riot at Schenectady High School? They have shootings like every day!"

"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"

Schenectady High School by KissTheStars December 9, 2008

Schenectady High School 

The most ghetto school in NY. Gang fights weekly, stabbings, shootings. Anyone from any school can jus walk in no ID needed. Kids roam the halls all day, minimum work given out, but the school still passes them because they went then to graduate and get out. If you want to get stabbed, robbed, or fail high school, Schenectady high is the way to go!

Schenectady High School is possibly the filthiest place in NY

Schenectady High School by hotcheetogirl December 20, 2019

Schenectady High School 

A high school with horrible attendance records and horrible student grades. located in the hood.
has fights almost daily.

bro, schenectady high school is wildin

Schenectady High School by shitza January 7, 2020