intestines 

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."

intestines by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

Intestines 

Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.

Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!

Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.

Person 1: GASP!

Intestines by Interface5 March 14, 2018

Head-phone Intestines 

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

Head-phone Intestines by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

I will fill your intestines with bees 

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

I will fill your intestines with bees by bees! March 16, 2020

Human intestines 

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

Human intestines by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021

my intestines are falling out

their intestines are falling out

Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care

my intestines are falling out by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

dying old man intestines 

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

dying old man intestines by Pebbles B August 31, 2023