jo-johns 

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

jo-johns by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

Jo Johnson 

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

Jo Johnson by Maugh October 12, 2021

John-jo 

A very sweet guy who probably is a God when playing an instrument and is super thoughtful and funny. They’re often easily disturbed by their girlfriends 😝

Is your boyfriends name John-jo or are they not as amazing as you’re saying?

John-jo by chlobi-wan-kenobi November 8, 2020

john jo

A man with a small penis and is gay

You are such a John jo

john jo by Themagician1829 May 11, 2016