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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

heads down thumbs up 

An extremely fun and short-lived game we used to play in primary school.
RULES:
1. 2-4 kids are picked from a crowd of, say, schoolkids, in a classroom, who then goto the front of the room.
2. The rest of the kids in the room place their heads on the table so they can't see, but put their thumbs pointing upwards.
3. The kids at the front then proceed around the room and pick out one individual of the people with their thumbs up, and brush their thumbs. (One person not playing the game, usually the teacher, moniters the progress of the walkers and should take a mental note of who was picked.) The person whos thumbs have been brushed pull their thumbs itno their fists so they cant be chosen again. When the walkers have each done this to one person each, they return to the front of the room.
4. The kids sit back up and the ones who had their thumbs brushed stand up (if the number of people standing up exceeds the number of walkers then the game must be restarted, coz somebody's not playing fair) and then have one guess each at who did the thumb brushing. if they guess corectly they become a walker and the walker sits back down, and the whole game starts up again. Pretty cool huh?

TIP ON HOW TO WIN:
1. make a tiny hole out the sit of your arm to try and see through
2. try to set yourself up in a position in which you can see the floor and therefore the shoes of the person who brushes your thumb. compare shoes when guessing.
3. try to make a note of the gentleness or verocity in which your thumb was brushed. If it was a gentle brush and there are two people to choose from, the guy that steals your lunch money and a girl who wouldnt touch a brick for fear of hurting it, then a good guess would assume the girl was, perhaps, the one that brushed you. Be aware that even 7 year old baby bullies can be very sneaky.
4. when your thumb is brushed quickly whip up your head for a look and back down again, and hope no-one sees.
teacher: ok children, theres 3 minutes left of school before the bell. Lets have a quick game of heads down thumbs up!!
children: (cheering, like at a footy match when the home team is up 56 points 20 minutes from the end of the game)
heads down thumbs up by AndyD July 26, 2006

Down and Up 

When you take a shot of alcohol and as soon as you swallow it comes right back up.
Awe man Maddy took 5 shots then had a down and up!
Down and Up by POKEMON123 July 28, 2013

Up-Down Shot

A two part shot, one part going down the other going up. You first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot glass a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. The result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. Few are daring enough to accomplish the task of finishing this shot.
Up-Down Shot, snort a combination of bacardi 151 and wild turkey followed by a shot of jack daniels.
Up-Down Shot by updowner April 30, 2012

up up down down left right left right b a start 

The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code