two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local
grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is,
Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!!
Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."
A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"