Sri Lanka 

The pearl shaped island off the coast of India that is the only home to the Sinhala civilization and one of the places where large numbers of Tamils reside. It has a long history that is found in a biased form in the Mahavamsha as well as a long religious threvada buddhist tradition and saiva hindu tradition. It is home of the burghers of Portugese and Dutch descent.

Sri Lanka by bbuhki July 8, 2003

Sri Lanka 

Sri Lanka a beautiful country in which people like A.Holmes are even accepted. Dispite the civil war between the Sinhalese and Tamils,Sri Lanka still remains as Asia's Tropical Paradise.

no man...it ain't fuck Sri Lankans...itz FUCK U A.HOLMES. What u got 2 say 2 dat mo'fucka?

Sri Lanka by ~*Lankan Sista*~ July 16, 2003

Sri Lanka 

Originally known as Ceylon while under British rule until 1972 which is when it gained its independence.

Sri Lanka is a beautiful tropical paradise located just south of India.
The population is predominantly Buddhist with small proportions of Hindus and Christians. With the conclusion of the civil war between the Singhalese and the Tamils, Sri Lanka has great prospects; it already has the highest literacy rate in South East Asia (93%) as well as the highest capita per head. Sri Lanka also boasts a strong modern industrial economy.

The people of Sri Lanka are known to be friendly and placid, for example if their cricket team loses they will not take to the streets burning effigies and stoning the cricketers houses, as is often the case in India..

There are also very few occurrences of terrorist attacks compared with countries with a high proportion of Muslims (Pakistan) because most of the country follow more peaceful religions such as Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism which do not create extremists and are fully tolerant of other religions.
It is because of this that Asian countries like India and Sri Lanka are continuing to prosper while Pakistan is falling apart at the seams.

Indian : Hey i cant believe your team lost, isnt everyone back home going to be burning effigies of the players and throwing stuff at their houses?

Sri Lankan: no of course not ,we'll be disappointed but we don’t have to show it in that way. We have a lot of respect for our team and would never treat them like that.

India : Whatever man, seriously when India went out in the first round of the world cup in 2007 we burnt effigies of every player and smashed Dhonis house to pieces. Serves them right for playing so badly

Sri Lankan : Why would you do that? its just a game.

Sri Lanka by j313123 June 24, 2009

sri lanka 

The land of the long last names.
These names are long because they consist of sentences put together.

Saravanalanganingham is an unusually short Sri Lankan last name.

sri lanka by marblewonder May 14, 2006

sri lanka 

the best country in the world until the white man came and ruined it all for the natives.kiill ever1 except sri lankans pls indians

there is fucking civil war because of that shit does anyone realise that.

sri lanka by Mr M December 10, 2004

sri lanka 

a country of short people with long names ruled by large men with large mustaches

sri lankans like to rename their airports

sri lanka by mr. pj December 3, 2006

Sri Lanka 

Wish.com India

"Is Sri Lanka in India?"
"No."

Sri Lanka by JingerNinger6969 May 9, 2021