unloader
A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.
Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**
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