Don Dog 

American satirical composer, born 1967, currently living in southeastern Pennsylvania. Bands have included Lizard and Schizo (1985), Yot Club (1986), Lizard Schizo and Bob (1985), Equinox (1984).

Songs too countless to mention.

His satirical music is often played on Baltimore's 98 Rock radio station, as well as other regional outlets.

Have you heard that new Don Dog album, Mike?

Don Dog by Rob Wallace May 27, 2006

don't dog the boys 

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.

"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"

don't dog the boys by Barnibus_Samuels July 24, 2017

don't dog the boys 

if you dog the boys you will not be saved and you will not be invited to maccas runs with the boys. dogging the boys is technically death.

oi cunt don't dog the boys or we'll bash you behind the maccas

don't dog the boys by hanthenan April 30, 2019

don't dog me 

Def: To not hate or disrespect someone during action.

Paul: "Don't dog me sir."
Johnson: "Thats 25 push-ups Paul."
Natalie and Niya: "HAHAHAH"

don't dog me by Don't Dog Me January 23, 2020

that dog don't hunt 

An obviously faulty endeavor; also as ~ /won't hunt/, predictive of failure.
No go, non-starter

As he faced the blank stares of the members following his proposal, someone whispered offcamera, "Well. That dog don't hunt."

that dog don't hunt by edgemoto March 28, 2004

dog don’t hunt 

Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”

I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”

dog don’t hunt by Mctastic1113 March 16, 2021

that dog don't hunt 

pseudo-country-bumpkin wisdom uttered in response to news item or rumor designed to scandalize a political opponent.

The idea is that the rumor is either very easily refuted or is unimportant to the public, and thus is as worthless as a dog who won't hunt.

Bush is trying to spread rumors about Kerry's Vietnam record but that dog won't hunt.

that dog don't hunt by cnorton March 31, 2004