A-34 

A-34 Comet

The A-34 Comet was a British World War II tank. It was introduced in 1944, and made it to the front in 1945, a bit late. It was a revised version of the A-27 Cromwell with the 17-pounder battery from the Vicker’s Mark VI. Though it arrived too late, it was the best British tank.

Type: Main Battle Tank
Armament: 77mm gun, 7.62mm machine gun
Dimensions: length 7.65m; width 3.07m; height 2.67m
Weight: 60250kg
Speed: 52km/h
Armor: 102mm

The A-34 Comet destroyed a German tank.

A-34 by Rot April 7, 2005

34 and a halfer 

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

34 and a halfer by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

34 and a half 

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

34 and a half by adenfaden December 22, 2009

A 3/4 Australian fight drive 

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.

Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?

A 3/4 Australian fight drive by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

Airbus A-340 

An evil jetliner made by the Airbus Industrie that has an evil autopilot, the RSX 600, and has been involved in over 600 Turn-N-Dip incidents.

The lufthansa Airbus A-340 executed a turn-N-Dip, slamming into the crowd of golfers. The death toll was an estimated 500 people.

Airbus A-340 by Trell Brown May 21, 2006

A 3/4 Australian fight drive 

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.

Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?

A 3/4 Australian fight drive by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

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person 2: wdym?
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*person 2 explodes

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