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Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.
Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!
Meaty Petey by WilsonUDevil July 30, 2008

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

Sweet Meat Pete 

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.
Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

no meat pete 

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom
Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?
no meat pete by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016

Big meat Pete 

Originating from thezionshow on tiktok, Big meat Pete is a prison rapist. He notoriously loves meat loaf. If you take the last slice of meat loaf in prison he will make you take his "meat loaf" (penis) as well.
New inmate: "damn this meat loaf good"
Old timer: "you took the last slice? That was supposed to be big meat Pete's slice."
New inmate: "I don't care about no big meat Pete"
Big meat Pete: "aye cuh that's my meat loaf that's okay there's more where that came from"
Big meat Pete by MIKAEL777 December 6, 2021

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010