nasal rock

When musicians, mainly "rock" frontmen, sing in a way that they sound like they have a horrible cold. It's mostly used to cover up the fact that a singer has no real talent in singing from the diaphragm. Mostly associated with emo "rock"

(Editorial note: the quotation marks are used cause I am not entirely convinced that these can be considered true rock bands)

You ever hear 'Simple Plan'?
Yeah, THAT'S nasal rock

nasal rock by lishuss May 18, 2006

testing rocket engines for NASA 

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

testing rocket engines for NASA by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023