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Scrunchy 

A slang word for a person's arsehole.
Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'
Scrunchy by CH405 May 28, 2010

scrunchy 

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.
"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.
scrunchy by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008

scrunchy 

Grabbing a man's scrotum from behind and pulling it up through his ass cheeks, thus leaving him with a scrotum-wedgie.
Jimmy said that Ocho Cinco is the second best receiver in the NFL, so I gave him a scrunchy as punishment for his ignorance.
scrunchy by Homotron April 7, 2007

Scrunchy 

Adjective. A sensual combination of Sexy and Crunchy.
Do you see that guy over there? He’s so scrunchy!
Scrunchy by Chaotic Asian January 16, 2020

Scrunchy 

Stop being a scrunchy bitch

I’m feeling very scrunchy today
Scrunchy by Caiobellaaa October 11, 2020

Scrunchy 

Whenever something is so good it makes your face scrunch. Often seen when you hear a good song, eat delicious food, see a sexy person, or are genuinely impressed with something.
Person #1: Did you hear that new Big K.R.I.T. song?
Person #2: Yeah, man that sh*t is scrunchy af!!!
Scrunchy by Aroddd October 3, 2017