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Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.
His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

Cornwalled 

To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.
Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.

corelled 

Expelled from any college/school/high school/university etc... beacause you did somthing of little significance to annoy/hinder another. Although this act had little to no effect on the person they told somenone of higher authority and got you expelled. The name comes from a kid called "Nick Corell" who will tell higher authority if you so much as look at him funny, this often gets you expelled.
Corell+expelled= corelled.
Tom and Clancy saw nick corell sitting with his back to them
They snuck up behind him and and hit him on one ear each. They were corelled as a result.
corelled by The blah1234567890 November 24, 2007

Cornwell 

The act of performing anal sex with a female since her father is a pastor. Can also can be related to a person that shares their sexual experiences within the workplace.
Man, I want to Cornwell her so bad.

Shes such a Cornwell talking about anal sex at work. We don't need to hear all of that.
Cornwell by JerkyWaddo June 2, 2019

cornwell 

'hey is that a wetback or a cornwell?'
cornwell by robertC18 May 17, 2006

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.
person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."
Cornwaller by sissipher February 1, 2013