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Tehoctagon

Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"

Grammar notes:

Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)

Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.

They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.

Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.

I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009
Related Words

Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.
Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009
It is a word to use when you are trying to intensify your playful tone.
tehoo by Jonyboyboy January 17, 2022
A surname of Russian/Ukrainian descent. Tehonicas generally have a zero tolerance policy for bullshit, and don’t associate with many people
Is that a Tehonica?
Yea, he’s pretty friendly, just don’t be rude
The Archon, the Primordial, the Alpha, and the Omega surpassing each person, essence, and manifestation in the physical realm, embodying the ultimate authority of existence, possessing cosmic wisdom, and being fundamentally invincible.
Employing "Tehom" within a sentence would exert such potent influence that the entirety of the sentence would yield to the dominance of the singular word "Tehom."
Tehom by תְּהוֹם April 6, 2024