kretek 

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.

Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."

kretek by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006

kretek 

a clove cigarette named after the sound it makes while it burns

"can i bum a kretek?"

"kretek kretek"

kretek by hotsexbaby February 7, 2006

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

bfor pointing out how you don't like something;

cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;

equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

KreekCraft 

A ROBLOX Youtuber who streams ROBLOX Jailbreak, and ROBLOX Piggy. He also has a girlfriend named Kayla.

I love when KreekCraft horse dances!

KreekCraft by AHAMAZING November 5, 2020

KreekCraft 

Some dude in Pennsylvania who streams Roblox and always is on the toilet and earns money per second. He is also the male equivalent of a Horse Girl.

People in the chat: "KREEKCRAFT IS ON THE TOILET!!!!!"

KreekCraft by Temprista May 8, 2020

kreten 

Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.

Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.

kreten by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011

Kreeky

idk yeat said it lmao

"big kreeky at the back of a tonka truck"

Kreeky by baba milk December 5, 2022