An Elf 

Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition

Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.

An Elf by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

Hung like an elf by Hunglikeanelf man July 30, 2006

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.

Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

National Spoon an Elf Day by small dawg October 26, 2019

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style

After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf

Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013

Anelfy 

AN UGLY BOY, HES IS FAT AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE HIM IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM YOUR SUCH A NOOB AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST EVEN A SECOND AN A HALF IM SORRY FOR YOU IF YOUR NAME IS ANELFY, ELEPHANT BOY

YOUR SUCH AN ANNOYING ANELFY

Anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019

anelfy 

a hater that should back off, a fat and elephant boy that is annoying and every girl he asks out they rejected him because of his ugliness

YOUR SUCH AN ELEPHANT ANELFY

anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019