Divorce lawyer: Well, you'
re really screwed now. Looks like your
wife is going to take everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough
money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really don't care about you, or anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a
cereal killer.