asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

Asparapiss 

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

Asparapiss by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

Asparapiss 

N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.

I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.

Asparapiss by StankyPee December 9, 2012

asparapiss 

When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.

Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.

asparapiss by gerbil of destruction April 12, 2011

Asparapiss 

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

Asparapiss by tha malcontent May 14, 2008

asparapiss 

The unmistakable, diabolical stench arising from one's urine after eating a healthy portion of asparagus.

Known to be so potent it can a grown man cry.

"Oh god, what's that stench coming from the bathroom?"

"Sorry man, that's my asparapiss. Had some asparagus for lunch."

"My eyebrows are singeing!"

asparapiss by YoNiggaGerald June 23, 2017