maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

maynard by APropist July 15, 2011

Maynard

A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.

Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'

Usually only used between close confidants.

As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"

or simply,
"Maynard!"

As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"

Maynard by Mike P Might B January 31, 2007

Maynard

A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.

Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.

Maynard by Ghordin November 13, 2011

Maynard

The art of cumming on a Moose.

Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.

Maynard by marshmadfarm August 24, 2010

Maynard

A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .

Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!

Maynard by Maynframe December 6, 2018

Maynard

Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.

Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"

Maynard by mattsnow July 15, 2008

maynard

A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.

Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*

maynard by N_Maynard October 5, 2005