trunk monkey 

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

trunk monkey by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

trunk monkey 

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")

"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."

trunk monkey by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008

Trunk monkey 

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.

She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...

Trunk monkey by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

trunk monkey 

a girl who loves anal sex

I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.

trunk monkey by Chris Colbeck May 14, 2005

Trunk Monkey 

Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.

guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"

Trunk Monkey by chips\ahoy June 28, 2009

trunk monkey 

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

trunk monkey by Stan April 12, 2006

trunk monkey 

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

trunk monkey by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009