Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

Numberized by swompy September 28, 2018

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

your days are numbered 

a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.

You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.

your days are numbered by Bogan Bob May 21, 2004

your days are numbered 

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

your days are numbered by vice dogg May 20, 2004

fake numbered 

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

your days are numbered 

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

your days are numbered by Newbia June 2, 2004

fake numbered 

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015